$29.99
A day at the library
Keeps you cool and collective…
Should evil show face
All would change their perspective…
High percentage Avengers
This country sure lacks…
None the less, scumbag beings
Scan the eyes, watch your backs…
Then a complete surprise
Full of fear all the sudden…
Someone swells, turning green
Khakis launching their button…
When at this Giant’s mercy
Don’t fret, don’t dare sulk…
Chin up, and feel honored
When you meet the INCREDIBLE BULK…
Tally Whackerz™ reminds you to party safely and responsibly. Do not use with excessive force. Avoid blows to the head, neck and face. Tally Whackerz™ are not a sexual product and are not intended for intercourse or internal use. Tally Whackerz™ have not been tested or approved for sexual activity and are never, under any circumstances, to be used as such.
| Weight | 3 lbs |
|---|---|
| Dimensions | 28 × 4 × 4 in |
