$29.99
With relief that it’s Friday
From a week beating you down…
Grin knowing retort
With a night on the town…
You iron the jacket
A dear friend had lent ya…
With Ruby Red cuffs
And a liner magenta…
Then Flamingo slide-ons
Your mother had made…
Bubble gum socks
Never fail to get laid…
A glance in the mirror
Only 1 thought to think…
They all want this package
Too damn Pretty in Pink!
Tally Whackerz™ reminds you to party safely and responsibly. Do not use with excessive force. Avoid blows to the head, neck and face. Tally Whackerz™ are not a sexual product and are not intended for intercourse or internal use. Tally Whackerz™ have not been tested or approved for sexual activity and are never, under any circumstances, to be used as such.
| Weight | 3 lbs |
|---|---|
| Dimensions | 28 × 4 × 4 in |
