The Red Rocket

$29.99

With belt in position
RED ROCKET is steady…
T-minus 15 and counting
The boosts at the ready……

The G’s have you frozen
Quickly shrinking the Earth…
All of the adrenaline
Only adds to your girth…

You are King of RED ROCKET!!!
And instantly famous!!!…
As you buzz Rings of Saturn
Then slide in to Uranus…

The new-age technology
Hover-docks the RED ROCKET…
You then wake at the party
With both hands middle pocket…

— Whacksworth Longfellow
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Description

Tally Whackerz™ reminds you to party safely and responsibly. Do not use with excessive force. Avoid blows to the head, neck and face. Tally Whackerz™ are not a sexual product and are not intended for intercourse or internal use. Tally Whackerz™ have not been tested or approved for sexual activity and are never, under any circumstances, to be used as such.

Additional information

Weight 3 lbs
Dimensions 28 × 4 × 4 in